Oops! ;-)

I was in the corner bistro yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to fart.

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The music was really, really loud, so I timed my farts with the beat.
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After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. >
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I finished my Bud Light and noticed that everybody was staring at me.
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Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod.