More in Sanity: Expose Yourself #3 - Evil Can't Hide from Jim

More in Sanity: Expose Yourself #3 - Evil Can't Hide from Jim

Oops! ;-)

I was in the corner bistro yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to fart.

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The music was really, really loud, so I timed my farts with the beat.
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After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. >
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I finished my Bud Light and noticed that everybody was staring at me.
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Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod.

I Care ------- suuuuuurrre I do ---------- !!!!!!!

This coming week is National Mental Health Care week.
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You can do your part by remembering to contact at least one unstable person to show you care.
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Well now I have done my part----your turn---lol

Alzheimer’s Color Test

Alzheimer’s Color TestWhy not give it a try? Color test.....These are the things we're supposed to do to remove the cholesterol around our brain & try to slow up Alzheimer. I think it took me 3 times before I could finally tell this brain of mine to concentrate on the color & not what it said. A great test, do it until you get 100%. Bet you can't get 100% on the first try! But I'm rootin' for ya. This is pretty neat! See how you do with the colors! Have fun! It takes an average of 5 tries to get to 100%.Follow the directions!It's harder than it seems, as it should be! A brain waker-upper for today! Click here..... http://www.humorsphere.com/fun/8787/colortest.swf

Logic 101

An interesting letter in the Australian Shooter Magazine this week, which I quote:
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"If you consider that there has been an average of 160,000 troops in the Iraq theater of operations during the past 22 months, and a total of 2112 deaths , that gives a firearm death rate of 60 per 100,000 soldiers.
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"The firearm death rate in Washington , D.C. Is 80.6 per 100,000 for the same period.
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That means you are about 25 per cent more likely to be shot and killed in the US capital, which has some of the strictest gun control laws in the US , than you are in Iraq ”
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Conclusion: The US should pull out of Washington

Herman joins the Army

Herman joins the Army
Fifty-one years ago, Herman James, a North Carolina mountain man, was drafted by the Army.
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On his first day in basic training, the Army issued him a comb. That afternoon the Army barber sheared off all his hair.
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On his second day, the Army issued Herman a toothbrush. That afternoon the Army dentist yanked seven of his teeth.
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On the third day, the Army issued him a jock strap.
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The Army has been looking for Herman for 51 years.

Absolutely the funniest joke ever.....

Absolutely the funniest joke ever..... ON US !!!
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>Let it sink in.Quietly we go like sheep to slaughter.
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Does anybody out there have any memory of the reason given for the establishment of the DEPARTMENT OF ENERGY ..... during the Carter Administration?
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Anybody?
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Anything?
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No?
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.....Didn't think so!
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Bottom line ... we've spent several hundred billion dollars in support of an agency ... the reason for which not one person who reads this can remember.
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>Ready???????
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It was very simple .. and at the time everybody thought it very appropriate...
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The 'Department of Energy' was instituted on 8-04-1977 -----TO LESSEN OUR DEPENDENCEON FOREIGN OIL.
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Hey, pretty efficient, huh?????
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AND NOW IT'S 2009, 32 YEARS LATER ... AND THE BUDGET FOR THISNECESSARY DEPARTMENTIS AT $24.2 BILLION A YEAR IT HAS 16,000 FEDERAL EMPLOYEES AND APPROXIMATELY100,000 CONTRACT EMPLOYEES AND LOOK AT THE JOB IT HAS DONE!
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THIS IS WHERE YOU SLAP YOUR FOREHEAD AND SAY"WHAT WAS I THINKING?"
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Ah, yes, good old bureaucracy...And NOW - we are going to turn the Banking System, Health Care & the Auto Industry over to government?
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May God Help Us !!!