Tuesday, August 11, 2009

Oops! ;-)


I was in the corner bistro yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to fart.
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The music was really, really loud, so I timed my farts with the beat.
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After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. >
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I finished my Bud Light and noticed that everybody was staring at me.
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Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod.

Friday, August 7, 2009

I Care ------- suuuuuurrre I do ---------- !!!!!!!

This coming week is National Mental Health Care week.
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You can do your part by remembering to contact at least one unstable person to show you care.

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Well now I have done my part----your turn---lol

Tuesday, August 4, 2009

Alzheimer’s Color Test

Alzheimer’s Color TestWhy not give it a try? Color test.....These are the things we're supposed to do to remove the cholesterol around our brain & try to slow up Alzheimer. I think it took me 3 times before I could finally tell this brain of mine to concentrate on the color & not what it said. A great test, do it until you get 100%. Bet you can't get 100% on the first try! But I'm rootin' for ya. This is pretty neat! See how you do with the colors! Have fun! It takes an average of 5 tries to get to 100%.Follow the directions!It's harder than it seems, as it should be! A brain waker-upper for today! Click here..... http://www.humorsphere.com/fun/8787/colortest.swf

Monday, August 3, 2009

Logic 101

An interesting letter in the Australian Shooter Magazine this week, which I quote:
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"If you consider that there has been an average of 160,000 troops in the Iraq theater of operations during the past 22 months, and a total of 2112 deaths , that gives a firearm death rate of 60 per 100,000 soldiers.
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"The firearm death rate in Washington , D.C. Is 80.6 per 100,000 for the same period.
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That means you are about 25 per cent more likely to be shot and killed in the US capital, which has some of the strictest gun control laws in the US , than you are in Iraq ”
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Conclusion: The US should pull out of Washington